I'm too sexy
Snort.
yeah, that's what I was thinking tonight when R says, "Hey, Bun, wanna have a sleepover tomorrow night?" Meaning he'll come spend the night at my pad. Something we don't often do because I have sons who are clearly old enough to know we, ahem, ya know--but really need not to have the stereotypical "Mom's got a man" thrown in their faces.
Anyhoodles, I'm all like, snerk. I wiggle my eyebrows, bat my lashes coyly and say, "Somebody is in the mooooood. I could tell the moment you walked in tonight and gave me that extra long kiss and press of ze groin, riiiiiiigghhhhhht?" Insert girly giggle here.
R says, "Er actually, Mikey has to go to the vet Thursday really early (Mike is here with me until R gets his backyard taken care of so no bad animals come and snatch him up)--I thought it would be easier."
I
Am
A
Vixen
Yes?
LOLLOLLOLLOL
DC :)
yeah, that's what I was thinking tonight when R says, "Hey, Bun, wanna have a sleepover tomorrow night?" Meaning he'll come spend the night at my pad. Something we don't often do because I have sons who are clearly old enough to know we, ahem, ya know--but really need not to have the stereotypical "Mom's got a man" thrown in their faces.
Anyhoodles, I'm all like, snerk. I wiggle my eyebrows, bat my lashes coyly and say, "Somebody is in the mooooood. I could tell the moment you walked in tonight and gave me that extra long kiss and press of ze groin, riiiiiiigghhhhhht?" Insert girly giggle here.
R says, "Er actually, Mikey has to go to the vet Thursday really early (Mike is here with me until R gets his backyard taken care of so no bad animals come and snatch him up)--I thought it would be easier."
I
Am
A
Vixen
Yes?
LOLLOLLOLLOL
DC :)
12 Comments:
At 9:28 PM,
Terri said…
You VIXEN you !!! LMAO
At 9:29 PM,
Erin the Innocent said…
LMAO
dammit! Thanks to you I have that damn stupid song in my head.
At 9:35 PM,
Dakota Cassidy said…
just call me V, Ter. LOLLOL
I'm to sexy for my car...
LOLLOL
DC :)
At 9:48 PM,
Anonymous said…
Claification:
"Mikey" - My dachshund.
And Honey, just because it was about taking Mikey in, it doesn't mean we're not going to get freaky. ;)
I'll bring the 30 weight motor oil & bicycle horn, and you get the sparklers and cocktail weenies, and we'll get nutty as a couple o' squirl turds. :D :D
~R - Still The Champ
At 9:49 PM,
Dakota Cassidy said…
oh, honey--don't forget the candelabra and rubber gloves, 'k? I think they're at your house...
DC :)
At 9:55 PM,
Anonymous said…
Oh... right... next to the turkey baster, under the pink, plastic flamingos. I'm glad I keep all our stuff in one place.
...should I bring the Easy Cheese too?
~R - The Cheezy Rider
At 9:57 PM,
Dakota Cassidy said…
right and please, whatever you do, don't forget to bring your dirtbike. Really, nothing is the same unless we play dirtbike diva...
LOLLOLLOLLOL
DC :)
At 9:58 PM,
Anonymous said…
And what about the Lawn Darts? Or do you think we'll wake the kids?
At 10:00 PM,
Dakota Cassidy said…
hmmmm--I think we'd better refrain and just use the tennis balls. You know how mom HATES when we miss...
LMAO
DC :)
At 10:22 PM,
Jaynie said…
shit you two - get a room why don't cha? *g*
At 2:23 PM,
Jo said…
good grief.... i saw 10 comments and was like man.... i understand now..... anywho.... did you guys also know that you can get ultrasound gel by the gallons? now all ya need is a tarp and it will be great fun..... p.s. its gatta be cleaner than oil
At 8:21 PM,
Erin the Innocent said…
You're all freaks LOL
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