Sunday, September 03, 2006

Project Runway--Dear, Jeffrey...

Um, been catching bits and pieces of episodes here and there and today I managed to get a whole hour to watch an entire showing. I don't know what the final designer wins--I don't know anyone on the show or even favor anyone at this point. Well, that's not entirely true, but nonetheless, I don't much care who wins except for this one guy--JEFFREY.

Darling? You're a self-important, posturing STUPIDHEAD who spent overmuch time in the mirror with a hairbrush when he was a teen, wishing he was Prince.

Good luck with that.

Until then, do me a favor--do us all a favor. Next time you hit the CVS, locate and actively purchase the pills that will help you to behave like an ADULT. Buy the BIG BOTTLE. K? LOLLOL

The challenge for these up and comers was to make an outfit for a jet-setter. They had 75 bucks and 12 hours or something. 12 hours that Prince Jeffrey managed to spend at least some time tearing up some other chick designer and her mother. Don't know how mom got in there, but he couldn't shut up about it. Maybe he lost the last challenge, I dunno. I do know, had you shut yer mouth, spent more time on that purple thing you deemed jet-setting chic, you probably could have wowed those judges, leaving no room for anyone else to even have come close to beating your ass.

Cuz honestly, even if those crazy designers liked your cheesy rip-off of an outdated, Purple Rain outfit, you still suck in the decent human being category. Competition is a great thing. Everyone wants to win, but is it really necessary for you to roll your eyes and make faces when those fancy designers and buyers for big-time mags like somone else's design too?

Don't be such a baaaaaaby. Quit bein' a girl and make your gender proud.

Oh, and the other guy-- the one with the white hip-hop cargo pants and shirt outfit was a gozillion times better than those black, faux leather, studded jeans and purple jacket concotion you made was. So here's a big eye roll and a neener, neener, neener on YOU. LOL

And I don't care if you won the challenge either--I still wouldn't wear what you made to a tag-sale, let alone on a plane to Paris. Where do you go in your jet-setting mind when you jet-set, anyway? I'd use that jacket you made as a pillow before I'd wear it on a plane.

Oh, and another kudos to the chick who made the dress that I probably wouldn't wear on a plane cuz really, if I fall asleep, my legs are bound to go east and west and that could be problematic. LOLLOL. However, I loved the dress. Classic, nice lines, flowing. Spectacular!

I hope Jeffrey has to eat your shorts for being such a poopy head. LOLLOL

Dakota :)

9 Comments:

  • At 5:20 PM, Blogger Erin the Innocent said…

    Please don't hold back so much Dakota. You'll just give yourself an ulcer. Tell us how you REALLY feel.

     
  • At 5:24 PM, Blogger Jaynie R said…

    lol we have that show too but I've stopped myself from watching it.

    I'm so glad

     
  • At 6:31 PM, Blogger Bonita said…

    Is this the Design Contest on HGTV or something else? I have seen this contest advertised on the FoodNetwork, but have not turned to it. Maybe I should, aye?

     
  • At 6:51 PM, Blogger Dakota Cassidy said…

    I find I have such trouble expressing my feelings as of late, ya know? It's like I'm all bottled up and about to EXPLODE. LOL.

    This is on Brava, B/C. Very interesting stuff. I love clothes (duh, eh?), but not high fashion so much because it's just weird. It's about designers who're trying to make it into the designing world.

    I say Jeffrey should just apply for a job with Prince. LMAO

    DC :)

     
  • At 7:54 PM, Blogger Harlot said…

    I've never seen this show, i don't think they even show it here. LOL The only reality shows i watch: AIdol, Rockstar Superova (OMG addicted to this show!) and Amazing Race (new season soon! YAY!). :P

     
  • At 8:12 PM, Blogger Michelle said…

    hey lemon twist,

    first off i agree with you and jeffrey should have had his ass handed to him the previous week.

    yep, i watch the show. have seen all three seasons because i love to see fledgling designers try to work with the limited budgets and time they give them. some of the designs have been oh so fab.

    as for the other chick and her mother. the show prior to the one you watched - the challenge was for each designer to design an outfit for the mother or sister of one of the other designers.

    unfortunately, angela's mom got stuck with jeffrey and because jeffrey has had it in for angela since the first show, he made a dress that looked like shit for angela's mother. i was swearing a blue streak when the judges didn't boot his ass out after that, but they sent someone else home instead.

    i think the only reason jeffrey is still there is because every season there is one a-hole who seems to stay around even though they make shitty clothes and this season it's butthead jeffrey.

    as for the guy with the white cargo pants and shirt, that would be michael and he's really good. won several challenges so far, oh and the lady with the dress is laura and everything she's made so far has been first class...i think she and michael will both make it to the final week.

    now as for what they win - the winner gets 100k to start their own fashion line. a one year mentorship with INC (big clothing design house for macy's) a satarn sky roadester and some other stuff i can't remember.

    anything else you want to know? LOL

    michelle

     
  • At 8:21 PM, Blogger Dakota Cassidy said…

    Oh.
    Wow
    He really does suck.
    LOL

    DC :)

     
  • At 4:49 AM, Anonymous Paula said…

    Hey babe!
    Thanks for venting all of our collective wrath about Jeffrey. He is a real A-1 jerk.

    I love this show, and agree that Michael and Laura should make it to the finals.

     
  • At 8:21 AM, Blogger Dakota Cassidy said…

    Hye, Harlot! I began watching Amazing Race a long time ago--in fact, my old neighbor from Jersey and I sent in a video tape to try and get on. Alas, two housewives from Jersey just weren't good enough. LOL

    P--he is the single, biggest jackass like evah. I know they need at least one to make things controversial, but grow up already. You can be an ass without making faces cuz you're not the only good designer. Tip from an ex BQ--smile till it hurts. Put vaseline on yer teeth. LOL

    DC :)

     

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