An "R" Guest Blog THE GRUDGE

Ahem, please note that I didn't say a word about this particular subject R is blogging about in my Xmas with the R's blog. I chose to take the HIGH ROAD, despite the unbearable pain I suffered -- the trauma I incurred -- the unbelievable shock and heartbreak.

I mean, I am, after all, an ex beauty queen. We know how to smile through our tears...LOLLOL

So now, I offer you, R and his MOST necessary guest/suck up blog--seeing as I DID Nano him and all, I do believe this is entirely appropriate. LMAO

Oh, and by all means, DO tell him how utterly scarred for life I plan to be. Tee hee :)

THE GRUDGE--By R (suuuuuck up)


Happy New Year everyone! After the whole christmas at the R’s, I thought it might be a good idea to throw down another guest blog. Today’s subject: Holding a grudge.

So, Bunny and I are hanging out at my sister’s house, and by-and-large having a great time. It’s Christmas time, there’s lots of snow, and Bunny’s charming the hell out of everyone in my family. Well, there’s only one thing that’s less than perfect. You see, I got the hell out of Michigan because I HATE winter there. It’s gray, it’s cold, I hate scraping my windows every time I wake up… it just plain sucks in my humble, but always correct opinion. (… see me be a man, here. LOL)

So, this particular morning, after a couple days of the joys of winter, I was, admittedly, a little cranky. And my Bunny, ever the snarkmeister, says “It sounds like someone has their Michigan state of mind going today!”.

Now, I know she’s just teasing. But, hitting me with a Michigan remark is just dirty pool. So, I decide to take a walk on the dark side and without much serious thought I blurt out “Oh yeah???? Well those pants make your ass look big!!!”

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Okay… I’ll pause for a moment here so you can all gasp, and get out your “OH NO HE DI’NT!!!!”

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In hindsight, that was NOT a smart move. And frankly, at least once a day since that day, my beautiful, svelte, wonderful, stunningly beautiful Bunny makes sure I regret it. I totally meant it to be funny, but there are some things even the snarkiest woman will not find funny. I seriously crossed the line, and no matter how far I run back the other direction, it seems I can’t seem to get back on the right side of it.

So, I thought I would use this public forum, full of all her friends, fans and other interested (and biased) parties to formally apologize. I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. I was wrong. My family knows I was wrong. Her family knows I was wrong. Her boys, god bless ‘em, even know I was wrong and gave me the “Oh no.” with that scared look on their faces that really drove the point home that I was THIS close to death.

I’m sorry I referred to my Bunny’s ass as anything other than the glorious bottom half of the classic hourglass figure she so elegantly graces my presence with. The only thing that could EVER possibly make her butt look big by comparison is perhaps a peanut… or maybe a walnut.

I’m sorry. I was wrong. I’m sorry. I was wrong. I’m sorry. I was wrong. I’m sorry. I was wrong. I’m sorry. I was wrong. I’m sorry. I was wrong.

~R – The Former Snark Champ

P.S. Thank you for the glorious Nano, Honey. :) :) :) :) :)